Evil Cat Must Be Stopped

He can open any door, and frequently does. If they latched properly then he couldn't - and that would be the end of my story.

However, once he is in my room, he starts a fight with the window blinds. He wants to looks out. I sleep naked. Not an option, I think.

SO: I FINALLY thought of a solution! The french door handle will have a headband wrapped around it from the outside, and brought to the inside. From there it shall be twisted until tight, and the other end secured around my hairbrush handle, which will then be horizontal across the inner door. TADA!!!

And the fan'll be on. So when he has his 'let me in' fight with the door, I shall remain comatose.

The little shit. I shall teach him who is REALLY in charge here.