Oh, ~chortle~

Showed my daughter a picture of ... well, to protect the not-so-innocent, I'll just call him Dim. Dim and Hideous. I showed Tiara a picture of Hideous. She thought Hideous looked like Dim's first wife. Yes, Dim is a serial monogamist. He can't spell it. Doesn't know what it means. But that's what he is.

Anyway, so I showed her Hideous' pic. And said I don't know about looking like his ex but she sure is ugly! And doesn't she know cameras mean cheese?

Tiara said "Apparently she ate the cheese!"

..... *wipes away mirth tears* Oh god. My sides.